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lamebot: via The sad thing is this actually happened to me the...

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:03:10 -0400

via

The sad thing is this actually happened to me the other night. I was walking back from a bar on a Thursday night and these 2 girls kept looking back at me. One of them adjusted the other’s purse over her shoulder so it couldn’t easily be stolen. I wasn’t sure if I should be offended or what. I completely agree with this comic.

the government can’t do anything right

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:34:41 -0400

“This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

“At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issed by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

“After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it’s valuables thanks to the local police department.

“I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.”

via Something Awful

Find out what song was #1 the day you were born... and then softly weep.

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:40:07 -0400

Find out what song was #1 the day you were born... and then softly weep.:

lamebot:

carinaavila:

love-and-radiation:validation:tnkcmndr:helicopterparty:robotindisguise:(via sharpytoe)

(Just like) Starting Over - John Lennon. Yikes I’m old.

Barbara goddamn Streisand’s “Woman in Love.” The hell? I didn’t have a chance in hell.

Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns ‘n’ Roses.

fuck yeah? hahaha

I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston.

Mmmmhmmm.

Head to Toe by Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam

I’ve never heard this song before, and it’s pretty awful http://bubblegum-machine.com/headtotoe12.mp3

The first part of the previous video. Shame they aren’t...

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:21:05 -0400

The first part of the previous video. Shame they aren’t together in one place.

One of my favorite scenes from (500) Days of Summer.

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:19:29 -0400

One of my favorite scenes from (500) Days of Summer.

I saw (500) Days of Summer last night and I absolutely loved it....

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:43:33 -0400

I saw (500) Days of Summer last night and I absolutely loved it. If it is playing in your city or town you owe it to yourself to go see this. Be careful though, the 7pm-ish showing sold out. On a Wednesday night. The 8pm-ish showing was packed too. I guess I’m saying I’m not the only person who thought it was awesome. Get your tickets early.

lamebot: Straylight Run | Hands in the Sky (Big Shot)

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:38:03 -0400

lamebot:

Straylight Run | Hands in the Sky (Big Shot)

Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life How do I get back there...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:11:00 -0400

Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life

How do I get back there to,
The place where I fell asleep inside you?
How do I get myself back to,
The place where you said,
I want something else to get me through this,
semi-charmed kind of life,
I want something else,
I’m not listening when you say, good-bye.

bored?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:10:08 -0400

bored?:

lamebot:

if there is a hell, i’m going to it.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not..."

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:30:23 -0400

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

- Upton Sinclair

lamebot: If a shark fights you, DO NOT fight back.

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:49:03 -0400

lamebot:

If a shark fights you, DO NOT fight back.

Ever looked at the facebook employment benefits?

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:17:51 -0400

Ever looked at the facebook employment benefits?:

lamebot:

Yeah, I wish I knew MYSQL right now. Free food all day, free dry cleaning/laundry service. Unlimited sick days, blah blah blah blah I want.

If you think that’s great take a look at the Microsoft employee benefits: http://members.microsoft.com/careers/mslife/benefits/plan.mspx

It might not be free food and laundry but how can you say no to free health care, free beverages, tuition reimbursement, and all kinds of other perks.

Jennifer’s Body Trailer

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:15:11 -0400

Jennifer’s Body Trailer

I woke up with this song in my head. What was I thinking about...

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:05:24 -0400

I woke up with this song in my head. What was I thinking about last night?

Kiva

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:41:17 -0400

Kiva:

Have you heard about this? Apparently it’s a micro-lending site where you loan money to people in developing nations or other entrepreneurs around the world and then they pay you back. You get to help them get their idea off the ground and you also get your money back (one would hope). Check it out.

I guess we can use it as a nursery… I guess WE COULD USE...

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:53:00 -0400

I guess we can use it as a nursery…

I guess WE COULD USE IT AS ANYTHING!!!

Source

Photo

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:31:56 -0400

Links from today

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:15:37 -0400

Tony Awards Dress Rehearsal

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:05:30 -0400

A bunch of my friends got tickets to the Tonys Dress Rehearsal on Sunday morning. It was amazing to sit in Radio City and see all the performers live, see (some of) the presenters, watch stand-ins accept (for this rehearsal only) awards, and listen to Neil Patrick Harris be awesome.

For those of you who watched the Tonys last night, the closing number you saw was almost entirely the same as the one we saw (except for that ending bit about curtain calls and balls, which was instead something about twittering his jokes). Yes, that’s right, we were told who was winning for real hours before the show. Sure, NPH tempered that with “for this rehearsal only” but any of us with an IQ over 70 could figure out what was going on. I’m glad nothing was ruined because of it but I still find it memorable and hilarious. Yay for awards shows!

Links from today

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:09:00 -0400

Wolfram|Alpha Easter Eggs

Google Chrome for Mac and Linux

Did Bing Just Leapfrog Yahoo Search?

http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/06/05/did-bing-just-leapfrog-yahoo-search/

jQuery fun

Cool news